These are just some of the wonderful poems I have received for homework from my darling, but very creative and funny students:
What Is School Like?
School is like a prison,
we can never leave.
School is like an island,
were all trapped.
School is like pie,
it's good at first until you reach the crust.
School is like a toilet,
it is full of germs.
School is like a salad,
you have to put something on it to make it better.
School is like a stupid cat,
it never dies.
School is like a garbage truck,
it smells, it's big and you can hear it from a mile away.
School is like a baby,
it always needs your attention.
School is like a shark,
it just keeps chasing you.
School is like going to jail,
you never want to go back.
Love Is Not What You Think It Is
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you messed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
this describes everything that your not!
Love my be beautiful, love my be bliss,
but I only hooked up with you because I was pissed.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
but don't take the paper bag off of your face.
My darling you take my breathe away,
what have you stepped in to smell this way?
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